see i was on my way to work last saturday. as i flew down the turnpike i made a move to pass a car and i did so uneventfully. i was in the left most lane of a three lane highway and as soon as i passed the girl in the car to my right she quickly switched lanes behind me and got a little too close. well usually when this happens and someone starts tailgating me i take action. i dont throw banana peels or turtle shells but i do wash my windshield. a lot. the water will fly off from my car and mess up the windshield of the car behind me. its a simple and non-aggressive way to take revenge and get a laugh. especially when i keep washing after the person thinks they cleaned up. im laughing thinking about it now. try it sometime.
anyway before i could take revenge, another car squeezed in between us. pissed me off even more. so i definitely needed to wash ASAP. i got to work on my windshield but the new guy behind me seemed unaffected. so i washed again. and again. finally i realized something about the air current behind me was carrying the water over my car and then over the punk behind me who squeezed in and onto the original girl who annoyed me. she was windshield washing and wiping away all the water i was firing. i tried over and over to get the other guy too. turns out i had to create a little distance by speeding up and then i got him too.
after a good laugh my eye was distracted by an amber light near the odometer. damn it.
i'll waste another a gallon.
totally worth it.
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