Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Nine Inch Nails...

...Or not exactly but I definitely don't like long nails and I hate clipping them. It makes for a tough life...ahh the plight of the human condition. Well last weekish I finally got sick of having to clip them so often and its been like that ever since I stopped biting my nails long ago because of braces. I decided if I cut them really short I would not have to cut them for a while and so I grabbed a clipper and got to work. I cut them damn short. Big mistake... my fingers were hurting! Every root canal and filling I did reminded me of that. And the worst part is it only delayed the chore a day or two. Nothing like sharing stories of grooming.

In other news I installed a small door chime in one of my offices that I work late in. Basically, at night no one else is really there since its like 7 or 8 and I keep the hours just for a few patients who need to come in really late. So I figured instead of being surprised by someone intent on beating up a dentist, I'd prefer to hear a chime alert me that someone has come in to kill me. I got this little electronic chime thing from home depot and while the chime itself work okay it had an interesting little statment on the back. Something about installing that on a hotel room for security. All I'm saying is that anyone who needs to install a chime on hotel room for security reasons has got to be one shady, shady character. And I'd like to shake their hand for living such a shady life. Don't worry, I'll wear a glove.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009