there is one use of window wipers i like. but im not saying.

rain doesnt bother me.  yeah it gets you wet, makes it all dark and gloomy, and driving can be a little dangerous, but in the end i kinda like it.  it makes me feel like i am working really hard when i go out to do something or when i head out to work.  you know, like newman (as i know him from seinfeld) in jurassic park when its pouring rain and he is disabling all the security in jurassic park and he comes up to that place where his car gets stuck.  newman was def working hard in the rain until that dinosaur did that nasty neck spreading thing and squirted newmans face with venom.  speaking of jurassic park...i forget sometimes that samuel l jackson was in the movie.  it was def one of his best roles and mostly because he was talking with a cigarette in his mouth half the time.  "ah ah ah you didnt say the magic word, ah ah ah you didnt say the magic word"  those of you who were as fascinated as i was back in the day should remember those words...

but anyway...rain.  the only reason i brought all that rain stuff up is because there is one thing about it that does bother me.  even more bothersome than that stupid song by miley cyrus that played in downtown disney.  (something about a party.  and she says yeah yeah yeah in a weird but admittedly catchy way...in fact its stuck in my head right now as i wake up to go to work) and that thing is windshield wipers.  they make weird noises.  they have weird rythems.  they leave annoying areas un wiped.  gosh i hate those areas.  why cant they ever just clean that part?  especially the one that is usually a triangular type of shape, (maybe more like a shark fin) in the middle of the windshield near the dash.  i think i hate them so much and stare at them so much that if you only showed me that one shape, id probably be able to tell you which of the dozen or so cars we've owned in my lifetime it belongs to.  and when the rain ends but you dont notice it until your wipers are wearing out against a dry windshield...the worst.  but if you thought it cant get any worse, try sitting as a passenger in car when the driver is under/over using the wipers or when they forget to turn them off.

makes me want to vomit.  but not on the windshield.  then ill need the wipers.  i dont like window wipers.