blowing my nose is my favorite part of wudu...

i have a tale of laziness.   i know ive had other posts about my laziness but it just never seems to stop and it manifests itself in so many brilliant ways.  lately we've had a weird toilet problem at our house in one bathroom where the water runs itself randomly.  so basically there is water wastage.  we've tried to fix it several times but no luck.  i refuse to call a plumber for something so lame.  they usually fix it in two secs and then you are left feeling incompetent.  i refuse to feel incompetent.  even if i am.  anyway someone must have attempted to fix it a few days ago cuz there is no top on the tank.  in fact no tank or flush.  so instead of putting the flush back on and covering the tank i choose to flush the toilet by reaching my hand into the tank.  that's right, i reach into the tank and into the cold water to find an ice cold chain and lift the flush mechanism.  now for those of you who are even more incompetent than i am when it come to toilets, the tank is different than the bowl and the water in the tank is clean.  so its not like i am sticking my hand into a toilet bowl but still i was doing it for something like the 10th time and it hit me.  what the hell am i doing and why?  and then i remembered im lazy.